Remarkable performance by Tweeners team. Tweener Kathleen Raymundo takes the Female Bowler of the Week award. Roland Detaro of Hertz RAC shines to take the Male Bowler of the Week award.
Team standings, games result, individual and team records, and updated averages can be viewed on the respective pages.
Week 2 – DOKA GULF vs DDF (corrected)
An error occured on Doka’s Arwin’s average where the average is entered as 14.66 instead of 140.66. Due to this error, the bonus point of team DOKA was incorrectly computed which gave them a total score of 4 points. The average of Arwin is now corrected to 140.66 and the total points to 2.
First Meeting of UFB-UAE held at DIBC last February 8, 2008, 7:00pm to 9:30pm
Minutes of the Meeting for reference.
The following important subject matters were agreed upon and approved by the UFB-UAE Officers during the meeting.
– Mr. Inserto was unanimously elected as the Chairman (OverAll) of the 11th GCC All-Filipino Bowling Tour and given the blanket authority to choose his Chairmen, Vice Chairmen and other committees that are necessary to run this prestigious bowling competition;
– the exact date of the 11th GCC All-Filipino Bowling Tour will be August 4 – 8, 2008 at Sh. Khalifa nternational Bowling Center, Abu Dhabi;
– sharing of net income will be ADFBC 50% and the remaining 50% to UFB (UFB-15%, DFBC-10%, SFBC- 10%, RAKFBC-7.5% and AFBC-7.5%);
– entrance fee of AED500.00 for each UAE bowler; (we request to make it for AED700.00 due to cash position shortfall);
– opening of account for UFB-UAE shall be in the name of Mr. del Valle and Mr. Espisioco (and account) in the absence of anyone, Mr. Agregado has to signed;
– uniform to all UAE bowlers will be the same regardless of the club;
– all terms and conditons mentioned above will be applied to all succeeding GCC All-Filipino Bowling Tournament host club;
– Constitution and By-Laws of the UFB-UAE particularly the GCC shall be prepared by Mr. Agregado who volunteered to do it;
– new set of UFB-UAE Officers for 2008
President : Mr. Leo del Valle
Vice President : Mr. Cyrus Barrientos
Secretary : Mr. Manny Inserto
Treasurer : Mr. Romy Agregado
PRO : Mr. Butch Vargas– Read the rest of this entry »
Averages after week 3 games can be viewed in “AVERAGES” page.
NARS: doc, bat tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente?
DR: alin, yung bakla?
NARS: opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo, porket bading siya.
DR: E ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?
Why God invented menopause:
Once upon a time, a 70 year old woman gave birth.
BISITA: pwedeng makita ang baby mo?
MOM: mamaya na.
30 minutes after.
BISITA: pwede na bang makita?
MOM: oo, pero hintay muna tayo na umiyak kasi nakalimutan ko kung saan ko
nilagay.
Divorced father: anak pag-uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na, huling cheke na makukuha niya for child support tapos tignan mo kung ano ang expression ng mukha niya.
Anak: mom, sabi ni dad bigay ko daw sayo itong cheke, last support na niya ito sakin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tignan ko daw expression ng mukha mo.
Mom: sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya paki sabi salamat sa suporta kahit di mo siya tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo expression ng mukha niya!
STUDENT: ma’am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
TEACHER: natural hindi.
STUDENT: good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko!
TITSER: bat ka na-late?
EDWARD: nawalan ho kasi ng 500 yung lalaki.
TITSER: tinulungan mo siyang maghanap?
EDWARD: hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya.
a thirsty city girl went to a barrio
GIRL: where galing your water manong?
MATANDA: sa ilog ineng.
GIRL: ha? You drink that water manong?
MATANDA: duhhh! Why, sa syudad ba chine-chew?
NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa aking anak ” LEON ” baliktad ng Noel.
NINO: sa akin ONIN baliktad ng NINO.
TOTO: wag niyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan niyo!
MR: hon promise simula ngayon, iiwan ko na ang mga kabit ko.
MRS: wow. Thank you love. Ako naman, I promise, ang susunod nating anak, ikaw na ang ama. Promise talaga.
SA OSPITAL…..
WIFE: hon, nahirapan ako huminga.
HUSBAND: kung nahirapan ka ng huminga, itigil mo na.
HISTORY 101:
JUDAS: anong gimik yang hinuhugasan ni Magda ang paa ni Bossing?
PETER: wag kang makialam, darating ang araw at tatawagin yang FOOT SPA.
ERAP SA PIZZA HUT
WAITER: sir, do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 slices or 8 slices?
ERAP: into four na lang, masyadong marami yung eight. di ko mauubos.
SALESGIRL: sir, you can’t smoke here.
CUSTOMER: but I bought these cigars from your store.
SALESGIRL: we also sell condoms, but it doesn’t mean you can use it here.
AMO: inday, kunin mo nga yung VOGUE magazine!
INDAY: mam, vogyu hindi vog.
AMO: inday, vog ang tamang pagbigkas.
INDAY: o sige na nga mam VOG na, there’s no need to ARG.
The List of Bowlers of the Week and Western Union weekly winners can be viewed in “WEEKLY WINNERS” page.
The list of record holders can be viewed on “RECORD HOLDERS” page.
The team standings after week 3 can be viewed in “Team Standings” page.
The schedule of games can be viewed on the “SCHEDULE” page.
If you have a video clip of your bowling game, you can broadcast it here. Write down the URL address of your video clip in the comments section and let the bowling community watch it.
Week 1 and Week 2 scoresheets can be viewed on “GAMES RESULT” page.
Sharjah Filipino Bowling Club 
